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Early Morning Fun – Must Read for a Good Laugh

The following post is just for fun,with an aim to start the day with a laugh- Not to be taken seriously. 🙂

A Round up of transfer/football  gossip

  • Breaking News!! Real Madrid have made a lump sum bid of €2000m  for all the players in the world and hope to win the Copa Del Rey next season
  •  According to reports in Spain , Real Madrid president is looking to trim his squad by adding 2-3 quality players.
  •  New Real Madrid star , Cristiano Ronaldo , moved into his new 150 acre Villa in Madrid . He has asked for the removal of all diving boards from his swimming pool complex ,saying he doesn’t need them.
  •  New Chelsea manager wants to keep Andriy Shevchenko at Stamford bridge and has offered him a new contract with a special clause.According to this clause Shevchenko can sit on any park bench during a Chelsea game.
  •  Also according to reports in “The SolarSystem” , Tottenham are in need of funds for transfer and have asked ManCity owner for a £100m loan with a “no repayment “ option.
  •  Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley wants to sell the club to someone who has a good vision for the club. Something like making Newcastle Utd a top 4 club. Not mentioning which division.
  •  Sir Alex Ferguson on Michael Owen’s transfer : After the departure of Louis Saha our treatment room was 1-2 players short in some areas.
  •  Manchester City Manager , Mark Hughes , is excited about the start of the new season and has planned to start all games with 1-1-8 formation.
  •  Finally ,Spurs have offered David Bentley and Roman Pavlyuchenko plus £10m for Everton’s Tim Cahill. It is believed that Spurs are also ready to settle for nothing in return.

 Have a good day .

Cheers! 🙂

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  1. Gooner4life
    July 7, 2009 at 7:39 am

    hahaha…its hilarious.. Spurs news made my day.. 😉

  1. July 7, 2009 at 1:26 pm

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